He does not have a BEER GUT- he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE UNIT
He is not a BAD DANCER- he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN
He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME- he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE ROUTES
He is not BALDING- He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION
He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER- He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS
He does not get FALLING DOWN DRUNK- He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL
He does not act like a TOTAL ARSE- He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION
He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG-He has SWINE EMPATHY
He is not affraid of COMMITMENT- He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
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3 comments:
I like these....
gorgeous, shann j panni-gorgeous- i like the cradle snatcher one.....
shann j panni- you really need to blog more- how many cranes are we up to?
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