Quotes & Sayings

I thought I might take a leaf out of my good friend Rylah's book. Actually, it's my book, but I'm sure she'll want to borrow it. I also have a passion for quotes and sayings, so I thought I'd share some of mine with you.

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

If logic prevailed, men would ride side-saddle

Wise men never play leapfrog with a unicorn

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

I can't go to work today, the voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.

Isis, Isis, Ra, Ra, Ra

If going to church makes you a Christian, then does going to the garage make you a car?

A day without sunshine is, like, night.

Caution: Never drive faster than your angel can fly

Chaos, panis, disorder. My work here is done.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with sauce.

Don't p*ss me off, I'm runniing out of places to hide the bodies

Lord, grant me the strength to change the things I can, the serenity to accept the things I can't, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they p*ssed me off.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I'm not going.

I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Ok I think that's enough for now, but there's always more to come! These are just some I found on the net and stuck in my diary, I haven't even started on the book yet! Yes I'm sad, but you people are reading it!
Love you all!
Tesah