Friday, September 29, 2006

The PC way to talk about men

He does not have a BEER GUT- he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE UNIT
He is not a BAD DANCER- he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN
He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME- he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE ROUTES
He is not BALDING- He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION
He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER- He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS
He does not get FALLING DOWN DRUNK- He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL
He does not act like a TOTAL ARSE- He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION
He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG-He has SWINE EMPATHY
He is not affraid of COMMITMENT- He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

3 comments:

Anchell said...

I like these....

Elizabeth said...

gorgeous, shann j panni-gorgeous- i like the cradle snatcher one.....

Elizabeth said...

shann j panni- you really need to blog more- how many cranes are we up to?