Seing as I haven't been up to much lately (lots of work and $$$ but that's it) and I don't really have much to blog about, I think it's time for a few more quotes and sayings!
Santa is jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live! (By the way, I just figured something out- Santa=Satan!)
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me
Caution: I brake for elves, fairies, gnomes, dragons, unicorn, and other invisible creatures only I can see.
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
If a dog barks in an empty wood, is he still a bad dog?
If a man is alone in the woods and there are no women around, is he still wrong?
The gene pool needs more chlorine
If things get any worse I'll have to ask you to stop helping.
This one is my personal favorite:
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves, for we shall never cease to be amused.